I call it.... "Corner Store Mocha/100% Colombian Blend"

I was feeling down, lethargic and distraught;
Whatever could I do for this day not to be naught?
"Perhaps caffiene will do the trick" I said to my self with hope
And sure enough, I took one sip and knew that I could cope!
My self said, "Hmm, perhaps you have some psychological dependency,
Or a medical condition like a vitamin deficiency?"
I said to my self, I said, "Self? Naaahhhh...
For I am a human machine
And coffee is but my gasoline."